Because cables can be a hassle

With 30+ years of experience, we are still highly
incompetent.
 

Cables

Imagine the world of today without cables. It wouldn't make any sense because we have things like computers and toasters, but there'd be no cables to feed them power to make them work or anything like that. Now imagine a world where there is only one type of cable for everything. That certainly would make things less complicated. But unfortunately, such a world is purely hypothetical. The reality is that there are many types of cables. We here at Cablehoundz understand the importance of cables. You may not be aware of the importance of cables all the time, but you don't have to be because there's us.

01 Lightbulb, pencil and some kind of paper 

We're not sure what this icon is supposed to be. The pencil appears to be having an idea. Not sure if I agree with that notion. I'd say that people have ideas and use pencils to maybe write stuff down or draw something on a nearby napkin.

02 Two tools arranged in a way suspiciously suggestive of coitus

Why would anyone arrange a screwdriver and a nipper this way? It's not how you are supposed to use them, so obviously whoever did this was probably just goofing around.

03 A drill

You can't seem to do anything around the house without a drill being involved somehow. Caution: drilling can be highly addicting. I used to have a flatmate who had this compulsion to drill holes in everything, eventually turning the drill to himself. An impressive, but nonetheless tragic death.

04 Big bulb that you can see absolutely nowhere

This is clearly supposed to be a light bulb, but have you ever seen one like this, like, ever? 

05 External lighting

Want some external lightning? A big bulb won't get the job done; you need this weird thing (see icon).

06 Sockets

If you are unsure whether a certain cable fits into a certain socket, look at the amount of holes in the socket and the amount of plugs of the cable. They should match. Do note that even when they match, the cable might still not fit. In that case, push really hard until it does.

 

About

And why we excel at our job

You might be wondering why you should turn to us for your cables. After all, cables are available at most electronic stores, hardware stores, Best Buy, WalMart, and usually there are a whole bunch of them in one of those boxes you keep on the attic that you haven't looked in for 12 years. We can't answer that question or bring forward any convincing argument, so here are some empty terms that might sound like they mean something:

  • Accuracy
  • Nullem sem quam
  • Experience
  • Global shipping
  • Exellence
  • Cables
 

Safety First!

Never mess around with cables if there is any kind of electrical charge running through them. In a situation where you have multiple cables around your neck, make sure that they are not tightly mounted into the ceiling in case you plan to jump from a stool or chair.

Recent Projects

Below you can see two of our recent projects. On the left you see some art installment thing we did at the Modern Art Expo 2017 in Venezuela, which has nothing to do with out main line of work but it was a refreshing side project. It's called An Abstract Experiment 2B- Fairy Circle During Weihnacht Done With Lightbulbs. 

On the right you see a decoration project we did a while back, where we decorated a room to look like place that you would never want to be in. The kind of room you only see in stock photos, basically.

 

An Abstract Experiment 2B- Fairy Circle During Weihnacht Done With Lightbulbs. 

Stockphoto Room #3. Tables arranged in such a way that the corners poke into your ribs when you sit in those chairs made for Thwomps to sit in. 

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